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Weekly Results 26th September 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 26th September 2020

Today’s event was a 4 person Ambrose played in AFL club colours as the day would normally coincide with the AFL Grand Final.

Gross winners Max Hall, Jack Hardcastle, Jason Kerrison, Fran Dowling 59.

Nett Winners Ricky Wright, Vicky Wright, Rick Dance, Kathy Dance 51.25 c/b

Nett Runners Up Stewart Moore, Gavin Todd, Peter Lea, Raymond Flynn 51.25

Nearest the Pin 9th/18th Kathy Dance, 2nd/11th Max Hall.

Super Pin 7th/16th Keith Breheny, 4th/13th Jack Pot

Next Week Monthly Medal - Stroke.

First Friday of the month get together and lucky spins resume Friday the 2nd October

23rd September 2020

Ladies Mid-Week Ambrose

18 Holers Winner, Sally Siepen 38, Runner Up Pat Hardcastle 36.

9 Holers Winner Alison Donaldson 20, Runner Up Pip Cardno 13

Nearest the Pin 4th Sally Fletcher, 3rd Alison Smith, 8th Pat Hardcastle, 7th Val Kemp.

Birdies Lee Bennett, Pat Hardcastle.

Gobblers Lee Bennett, Pat Hardcastle, Sally Siepen.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Darryl Down 29, Max Hall, 31, John Cotton 31, Putts Rick Dance 12.

Friday. No event due to inclement weather.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We've been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

doctor chimed in, "I don't think I've ever seen such ineptgolf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!"
The group fell silent for a moment.

priest said, "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'll contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Weekly Results 19th September 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 19th September 2020

Swansea travelled to Freycinet Golf Club to compete in round 2 of the annual FOBS event.

Overall individual winner Jim Miley 41, from Swansea

Swansea individual results Men winner John Quinn 34, Runner Up Jack Harscastle 31.

Ladies winner Lyn Lyne 32, runner up Alison Smith 28.

FOBS daily results Freycinet 171, Swansea 171, Orford 165.

FOBS running totals Orford 332, Freycinet 312, Swansea 311.

16th September 2020

Ladies Mid-Week Ambrose

18 Holers Winners, Lyn Lyne, Kathy Dance, Lee Bennett 58.5 c/b Runners Up Pat Winner Hardcastle, Jo Whelan, Pip Cardno 58.5

9 Holers Winners, Susie Loane, Di Sinclair, Karen Moran 33.4. Runners Up Clair Franklin, Di Garcia 39.5

Nearest the Pin 4th Kathy, Lyn, Lee, 7th Pat, Pip, Jo, 8th Kathy, Lynn, Lee

Foursomes Championship to be played October 4th

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Alvin Douglas 30, Ian Wallace 30, Ian Johnson 30. Putts Mike Woolveridge 14, John Cotton 14.

Friday. Rod Smith 34, Max Hall 34. Putts Keith Breheny 14.

Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. – Samuel Jackson

Weekly Results 5th September 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 5h September 2020

This week’s September Monthly Medal on the first Saturday of Spring was generously sponsored by the Swansea Mah-Jong group.

September Monthly Medal Winner Barry Skeggs 64.

Div. 1 Winner Peter Lea 66 Runner Up Fran Dowling 67

Div. 2 Winner Chris Weeding 66, Runner Up Jim Morris 68 c/b

Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Ladies Sally Siepen, Men Jack Hardcastle, 3rd/12th Alison Smith, 9th/18th Peter Lea.

Super Pin, 4th/13th Chris Weeding, 7th/16th Rod Smith

Next Week, Stableford sponsored by Fran and Trudi Dowling. Final of the Morris annual memorial trophy between Ray Dart and Lyn Lyne.

2nd September 2020

Ladies Mid-Week Stableford – Club Trophy

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 35, Runner Up Val Kemp 33 c/b.

9 Holers Winner Allison Donaldson 18, Runner Up Sally Fletcher 17.

Nearest the Pin All Comers 7th/16th Pat Hardcastle, 2nd/8th Jan Darke 9 Holers 4th Judith Cleaver 18 holers 6th/15th No winner

Gobblers Alison Donaldson

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday. Stewart Moore 31, Mike Woolveridge 31, Putts Rick Dance 12.

Friday. Matt Gall 29, Lee Bennett 32, Putts Matt Gall 11.

Weekly Results 12th September 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 12th September 2020

This week’s event was generously sponsored by Fran and Trudie Dowling.

Div. 1 Winner Rick Dance 38, Runner Up Max Hall 37, 3rd Peter Lea 36.

Div. 2 Winner John Quinn 39, Runner Up Alvin Douglas 36, 3rd Ian Wallace 34.

Ladies Winner Leza Thornton 37, Runner Up Kathy Dance 33, 3rd Jan Darke 32.

Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Ladies Lyn Lyne, 8th/17th Men Max Hall.

Super Pin, 4th/13th Peter Lea, 7th/16th Jim Miley.

The Final of the Annual Morris Memorial Knock Out. Ray Dart defeated Lyn Lyne 2&1

Next Week, Round 2 of the Annual inter club FOBS to be played at Freycinet G.C. 9.30am for 10am.

9th September 2020

Ladies Mid-Week Stableford

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 32 c/b, Runner Up Kathy Dance 32 c/b.

9 Holers Winner Jenny Whittaker 15, Runner Up Judy Cleaver 12.

Nearest the Pin All Comers 9th Val Kemp, 4th Jan Darke, 18 holers 3rd Kathy Dance 9 holers 8th Jenny Whittaker

Gobblers Lee Bennett X 2

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday. Barry Skeggs 29. Keith Breheny 31, Putts Ian Wallace 11, Rod Smith 11.

Friday. Matt Gall 29, Dick Goodwin 30. Putts Matt Gall 14, Ian Wallace 14.

Weekly Results 29th August 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 29h August 2020

Today’s event was the first round of the annual FOBS (Freycinet, Orford, Bicheno, Swansea) challenge, this week played at the Orford Golf Club. Unfortunately, Bicheno withdrew this week.

Swansea Best Men Rick Dance 32, John Quinn 28 c/b Ladies Hannah Mackay 27 c/b Kathy Dance 27. Encouragement award, Chris Weeding, result lost.

FOBS Results at the end of round one, Orford 167, Freycinet 141, Swansea 140. The next round will be played at Freycinet.

Next week Monthly Medal

26th August 2020

Ladies Mid-Week

18 Holers Winner Alison Smith 70, Runner Up Lee Bennett 71, 3rd Pat Hardcastle 71 4th Val Kemp 73.

9 Holers Winner Sally Fletcher 33, Runner Up Jenny Whittaker 34, 3rd Karen Moran 36, 4th Pip Cordno 40.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday. Alvin Douglas,30 Tim Bond 31, Putts Alvin Douglas 14.

Friday. Keith Breheny 25, Greg West 32, Putts Keith Breheny 12, Peter Lea 12.

Milo and Paddy are standing on the 18th tee at their Irish Country Club. They are the final twosome in the Irish Country Club Championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is a beautiful par four with a deep valley, descending to a dogleg right. 

Both Milo and Paddy hit long, straight tee shots which disappear down into the valley. A short time later, the fore caddie appears at the top of the hill and announces that both balls are within 6 inches of each other, but there's a problem. Both of the golf balls are Titleist number 4s. 

Milo and Paddy look at each other and realise that they had not informed each other as to what kind of ball they were playing, nor its number. They quickly descend into the valley and, sure enough, their two Titleist golf balls are right next to each at the bottom of the valley in the middle of the fairway.

Paddy looks at Milo and says, "We had better get a ruling from a tournament official to straighten this out. This is the Irish Country Club Championships and we don't want to be disqualified for making a mistake and hitting the wrong ball. After all, we are tied for the lead.”

Soon after, a rules official appears and examines the two number 4 Titleist golf balls. He then looks up at Milo and Paddy and says, "Which one of you is playing the orange ball?

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