Weekly Results 8th February 2020

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Results 8th February 2020

Cool and overcast weather conditions did not deter a field of 44 who contested a very close Ambrose event, generously sponsored by Websters Ltd./Swansea Orchards.

Winners; Jeff Cockerill, Terry Griggs, Matt Gall, Richard Bennett 49 c/b.

Runners Up; Jack Hardcastle, Lyn Lyne, Leza Thornton, Val Kemp 49.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th 2^nd shot Mark Hall, 9/18^th 2^nd shot in the hole Keith Brehney

Super Pin; 4/13^th Rick Dance 7/16^th Leza Thornton.

Wednesday 5^th February

Ladies Club Trophy - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 59 Runner Up Lee Bennett 61 c/b.

9 Holers Alison Donaldson 33 Runner Up Helen Hall 34.

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 3rd Pat Hardcastle 9 Holers 7^th Di Garcia All Comers 4^th Jan Darke.

Birdies Sally Siepen X 2, Jan Darke.

Gobblers Di Sinclair, Jan Darke, Leza Thornton.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Tony Johnston 26, Chris Weeding30, Putts John Quinn 12.

Friday; Keith Brehney 29, Jan Darke 30, Stewart Moore 30, Eric Marshall 30 Putts Rick Dance.

Future Events

12^th Ladies Stableford

15^th Left/Right Hand Competition Day

19^th Jennifer Johnston Trophy - Stableford

22^nd Stableford

Alex comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Amanda asks, why he doesn't include John Gumby in the games anymore?

Alex asks, 'Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears outrageously over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?'

'Of course I wouldn't,' states Amanda.

'Well,’ mutters Alex, 'neither does John Gumby.'

Weekly Results 1st February 2020

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Results 1st February 2020

Would you believe it? Something called rain turned up and upset the apple cart with more than half the field failing to finish their round. Of the stayers, the February Monthly Medal was deservedly won by a very damp Sally Siepen

Div. 1 Winner Ricky Wright 62 Runner Up Len Evans 64

Div. 2 Winner Keith Brehney 65 Runner Up Alison Smith 70.

Nearest the Pin; 8/17^th Ricky Wright, 9/18^th Alison Smith

Super Pin; 4/13^th Len Evans 7/16^th Alison Smith.

Wednesday 29th January

Ladies Stableford

18 Holers Winner Angela Barden 39, Runner Up Kathy Dance 37.

9 Holers Winner Alison Donaldson 15 Runner Up Pip Cardo 10.

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 8^th Lyn Lyne, 9 Holers 7^th Helen Hall.

Birdies Jan Darke, Lee Bennett

Gobblers Kathy Dance, Di Garcia.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mike Woolveridge 27, Ian Wallace 28, Rick Dance 28. Putts Mal Sinclair 12.

Friday; Chris Weeding 28, Steve Kenney 29, Putts Howard Edginton

Cumming Events

5^th Ladies Club Trophy Stroke

8^th Ambrose Sponsored by Websters Ltd./Swansea Orchard

12^th Ladies Stableford

18^th Left/Right hand Competition Stableford

A couple met while holidaying on the Gold Coast and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.

“It’s only fair to warn you Jody,” the man confessed. “I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf.”

“Well, since you’re being honest, so will I.” Jody said. “I’m a hooker.”

“I see.” The man said, frowning. He thought for a few moments  and then brightened and smiled. “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

Weekly Results 25th January 2020

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Swansea Golf Club Results 25^th January 2020

Members today competed in a Flag event whereby players carry the flag until they run out of strokes. The winner on the day was Rick Dance who reached the 19^th green after carding a 59.

Div. 1 winner Paul Nunn 59, Runner Up Len Evans 62

Div. 2 winner Mal Sinclair 59, Runner Up Byron Anderson 62.

Nearly Wasers Tim Bond 62, Max Hall 62.

Nearest the Pin; 2/11th Rick Dance 8/17^th Elton Broderick.

Super Pin; 4/13^th Max Hall 7/16^th Paul Morris

Wednesday 22nd January

Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Alison Smith 67 Runner Up Libby Wardlaw 68.

9 Holers Winner Judith Cleaver 34.5. Runner Up Claire Franklin 37.5

Nearest the Pin 4^th Alison Smith.

Gobblers Libby Wardlaw

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mal Sinclair 29, Max Hall 29, Barry Skeggs 29. Putts Victor Walton 12.

Friday; Ricky Wright 28, Tim Bond 30. Putts Ricky Wright 12, Tim Bond 12.

Cumming Events

29^th Ladies Stroke

1^st Monthly Medal - Stroke

5^th Ladies Club Trophy

8^th Ambrose Sponsored by Websters/Swansea Orchard

Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?

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The Swansea Golf Club Inc. will hold its Annual General Meeting in the club rooms at 7.30pm on Friday 21^st February 2020. All Members are encouraged to attend.

Weekly Results 18th January 2020

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Swansea Golf Club Results 18^th January 2020

In mild overcast conditions, the members competed for the Annual Summer Cup, stableford event generously sponsored by Knight Frank Real Estate.

Winner by the length of the straight Jerome (Cheeky) Plunket 47 Runner up Paul Nunn 41 Others not quite good enough Fran Dowling 39, Stewart Moore 38, Elton Broderick 36, John Cotton 36

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Ricky Wright, 8/17^th Jo Robinson.

Super Pin; 4/13^th Murray Lethborg 7/16^th Elton Broderick

Wednesday 8^th January

Ladies Ambrose

Winning Team Katherine Bore, Judith Cleaver, Lee Bennett 56.5

Runners Up Alison Smith, Linden Harris, Clair Franklin, Val Kemp 57,5

Nearest the Pin 4^th Katherine Bore, 5^th Dianne Sinclair.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Rick Dance 30, Putts Rick Dance 12, Alvin Douglas 12, Greg West 12.

Friday; Alvin Douglas 30, Gavin Todd 31, Rick Dance 31, Jan Darke 31, Putts Mark Hall 11.

Cumming Events.

22^nd Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

25^th Flag

29^th Ladies Stroke

1^st Monthly Medal – Stroke

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swipe. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied:” Got here in two, didn't I ?

The Swansea Golf Club Inc. will hold its Annual General Meeting in the club rooms at 7.30pm on Friday 21^st February 2020. All Members are encouraged to attend.